Ultra realist morning routine in NUS

Get ready with me - my morning routine

Hey guys, 

It's me again! Today I'll be sharing with y'all my ultra-realistic morning routine. 

At 7am, I will drag my lumpy body out of my bed and meow three times at the empty room to let out gas - it's a tcm health thing. 

At 7.02, I will rush to the toilet so that I get to pee before someone from my apartment poops in it and pollutes my holy temple. 

Then after barely washing my hands, I will run back into my room to strip and change into my going out clothes. 

At 7.05, I will allow myself to have one little morning sigh before checking my phone for Instagram likes. If there aren't any, I'll turn my wifi off and on again to see if there's something wrong with my phone. 

At 7.07, I will look at the mirror for a good half minute and decide if my face is good to go. Other wise, I will grab my black-like-charcoal eyeliner and start going Brigitte Bardot all over my eyes. It's best to look like you have a deliberate smokey eye than look sleep deprived. 

At 7.09, I'm done with my morning ritual and sometimes if time allows, I will let out a nice long burp while waiting for the lift.